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Arizona Sports Facts:
1. Arizona State Troopers are cracking down on speeders entering he state. For a first offense, they give you two Arizona Cardinals tickets. For a second offense, they make you use them!
2. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Superbowl?
A. The Arizona Cardinals
3. Q. What do the Arizona Cardinals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ!'
4. Q. How do you keep an Arizona Cardinal out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post!.
5. Q. What do you call an Arizona Cardinal with a Superbowl ring?
A. A thief!
6. What's the difference between an Arizona Cardinal and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!.
7. Q. How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows - and we may never find out!
8. What do the Arizona Cardinals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
1. Arizona State Troopers are cracking down on speeders entering he state. For a first offense, they give you two Arizona Cardinals tickets. For a second offense, they make you use them!
2. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Superbowl?
A. The Arizona Cardinals
3. Q. What do the Arizona Cardinals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ!'
4. Q. How do you keep an Arizona Cardinal out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post!.
5. Q. What do you call an Arizona Cardinal with a Superbowl ring?
A. A thief!
6. What's the difference between an Arizona Cardinal and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!.
7. Q. How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows - and we may never find out!
8. What do the Arizona Cardinals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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