Az I see It....
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International: President Bush has vowed to assist in tracking down the masterminds behind the recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai, India, and has ordered troops to be sent to invade Iran!
National: The CEO's of the Big 3 automakers had flown to Wash., DC, in corporate jets that only 2% of Americans could ever afford, to ask for $25B in bailout money. After being initially ridiculed and rejected, they returned to ask for $34B, driving more humbly, in newly manufactured hybrid autos that only 2% of Americans could ever afford!....Senators McCain and Kyl fully support Az. Gov. Janet Napolitano for the post of Secretary of Homeland Security. While they publicly assert that this will assist in their efforts to better represent Arizona in the Democratic-controlled Congress, it is more likely a push to to be able to regain control of Arizona politics, as the Republican Secretary of State, Jan Brewer, will assume the Governorship!....In Louisiana, FEMA officials responded to complaints of a lack of progress in hurricane clean-ups, by telling state and local officials that next years' hurricanes will probably wipe out all of this years' damage!....The NYC Transit Division will issue 'Notes to the Boss,' if you're late to work after riding the subway. A Marana, Az. teacher tried, unsuccessfully, to use that excuse, because he was late after eating at Subway!....The NYS Psychiatric Institute reports that 1-in-5 college-age persons has a serious personality disorder. During the semester break, if you see your sons/daughters' friends, and they appear to be quite normal, then YOUR kid is the one!....Cities and states are claiming shortfalls in sales tax revenues, but people must still buy all of their necessities, and are paying more than ever, because of less competition, inflation, corporate greed, etc. And frills? Americans are still spending more than $100M per week at the theater!....A biologist tracked the rarely seen Ivory-billed woodpecker to a secluded clearing in Arkansas. When asked if he'd seen the bird, an Arkansan camper replied, "Burrrp!"
State/Local: On January 1, 2009, Arizona motor vehicle law will mandate that all license plate frames are NOT to obscure the STATE name on the plate. Many states are enacting similar laws. If cited, the fine will be $130 plus fees!....The birthrate in Phoenix Metro, and all of Arizona, has declined approximately 4% from 2007. Some officials blame a poor economy, but ethnic figures show the greatest factor is the anti-illegal immigration effort!....Morning radio hosts Johnjay and Rich(Kiss-FM Phx; 93.7 KRQ Tucson) are the 'Most Interesting Personalities in the State,' according to a recent poll. Really? That's the best you can do, Arizona? That's interesting!....Valley air quality problems are not significantly affected by residential chimney smoke, or by gas-engine leaf blowers, although officials try to make the populace feel gulity about having a wood-burning fire, instead of using expensive, non-green electricity. The real problem has always been the exhaust emissions from automobile engines!
Epilogue: Oscar winner Cate Blanchette told Oprah Winfrey that she loves 'spooning' in bed. Her husband agreed, saying that he loves spooning, too, because it leads to 'forking!'
International: President Bush has vowed to assist in tracking down the masterminds behind the recent terrorist attacks in Mumbai, India, and has ordered troops to be sent to invade Iran!
National: The CEO's of the Big 3 automakers had flown to Wash., DC, in corporate jets that only 2% of Americans could ever afford, to ask for $25B in bailout money. After being initially ridiculed and rejected, they returned to ask for $34B, driving more humbly, in newly manufactured hybrid autos that only 2% of Americans could ever afford!....Senators McCain and Kyl fully support Az. Gov. Janet Napolitano for the post of Secretary of Homeland Security. While they publicly assert that this will assist in their efforts to better represent Arizona in the Democratic-controlled Congress, it is more likely a push to to be able to regain control of Arizona politics, as the Republican Secretary of State, Jan Brewer, will assume the Governorship!....In Louisiana, FEMA officials responded to complaints of a lack of progress in hurricane clean-ups, by telling state and local officials that next years' hurricanes will probably wipe out all of this years' damage!....The NYC Transit Division will issue 'Notes to the Boss,' if you're late to work after riding the subway. A Marana, Az. teacher tried, unsuccessfully, to use that excuse, because he was late after eating at Subway!....The NYS Psychiatric Institute reports that 1-in-5 college-age persons has a serious personality disorder. During the semester break, if you see your sons/daughters' friends, and they appear to be quite normal, then YOUR kid is the one!....Cities and states are claiming shortfalls in sales tax revenues, but people must still buy all of their necessities, and are paying more than ever, because of less competition, inflation, corporate greed, etc. And frills? Americans are still spending more than $100M per week at the theater!....A biologist tracked the rarely seen Ivory-billed woodpecker to a secluded clearing in Arkansas. When asked if he'd seen the bird, an Arkansan camper replied, "Burrrp!"
State/Local: On January 1, 2009, Arizona motor vehicle law will mandate that all license plate frames are NOT to obscure the STATE name on the plate. Many states are enacting similar laws. If cited, the fine will be $130 plus fees!....The birthrate in Phoenix Metro, and all of Arizona, has declined approximately 4% from 2007. Some officials blame a poor economy, but ethnic figures show the greatest factor is the anti-illegal immigration effort!....Morning radio hosts Johnjay and Rich(Kiss-FM Phx; 93.7 KRQ Tucson) are the 'Most Interesting Personalities in the State,' according to a recent poll. Really? That's the best you can do, Arizona? That's interesting!....Valley air quality problems are not significantly affected by residential chimney smoke, or by gas-engine leaf blowers, although officials try to make the populace feel gulity about having a wood-burning fire, instead of using expensive, non-green electricity. The real problem has always been the exhaust emissions from automobile engines!
Epilogue: Oscar winner Cate Blanchette told Oprah Winfrey that she loves 'spooning' in bed. Her husband agreed, saying that he loves spooning, too, because it leads to 'forking!'
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