Az I Laugh At It....

- Success:
at 4 years old - not wetting your pants
at 12 years old - having friends
at 17 years old - having a driver's license
at 35 years old - having money
at 50 years old - having money
at 70 years old - having a driver's license
at 75 years old - having friends
at 80 years old - not wetting your pants

- Recently, Nick was asked to play in a charity golf tournament.  "I don't think so," said Nick.  "I already play 2 or 3 times a week."  When told that it was for blind, and other handicapped kids, Nick said, "Hell, I could win this!"

- PJ called the airline reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card.  The reservationist asked, "Would you please spell the name, exactly as it appears on the card?"  PJ replied, "V-I-S-A"


 

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