Az I Laugh At It....
- Students were asked to pre-read for an experiment, before a science lab involving light, electricity, and magnetism. Professor Phipps called on Little Nicky, asking "What are the two types of light?" Little Nicky replied, thoughtfully, "Uh, Miller and Coors?"
- Sharon's banana bread was in the oven, when Frankie asked, "That bread smells about done, don't you think?" "I set the timer," Sharon answered. "It's not done yet." A while later, Frankie said again, "I really think the bread is done. Maybe you should check it." George piped in, "Sharon's been burning the banana bread for 30 years. I think she knows when to take it out!"
- Sharon's banana bread was in the oven, when Frankie asked, "That bread smells about done, don't you think?" "I set the timer," Sharon answered. "It's not done yet." A while later, Frankie said again, "I really think the bread is done. Maybe you should check it." George piped in, "Sharon's been burning the banana bread for 30 years. I think she knows when to take it out!"
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