Az I AARP It....
- 'Flecks' of Wisdom:
1. When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W!
2. We got married for better or worse. I couldn't do any better, and she couldn't do any worse!
3. The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat and drink moderately, and lie about your age!
4. Sometimes my wife wakes up grumpy....and sometimes she lets me sleep!
5. I asked my wife, "Do really old men wear boxers or briefs?" She answered, "Depends."
6. I'm in the initial stages of my golden years....SS, CDs, IRAs AARP....
7. I'm retired....I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today!
- I went to the Post Office and asked for 50 Christmas stamps. The clerk asked, "What denomination?" I replied, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 12 Catholic, 6 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Baptist!"
1. When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W!
2. We got married for better or worse. I couldn't do any better, and she couldn't do any worse!
3. The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat and drink moderately, and lie about your age!
4. Sometimes my wife wakes up grumpy....and sometimes she lets me sleep!
5. I asked my wife, "Do really old men wear boxers or briefs?" She answered, "Depends."
6. I'm in the initial stages of my golden years....SS, CDs, IRAs AARP....
7. I'm retired....I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today!
- I went to the Post Office and asked for 50 Christmas stamps. The clerk asked, "What denomination?" I replied, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 12 Catholic, 6 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Baptist!"
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