Az I Laugh At It....
- Howie, to PJ: "If you had five houses, would you give me one?"
PJ: "Of course I would!"
Howie: "If you had five cars, would you give me one?"
PJ: "Sure thing!"
Howie: "If you had five dollars, would you give me one?"
PJ: "No, I wouldn't."
Howie: "Why not?"
PJ: "Because, I HAVE five dollars!"
- George was in the back yard, trying to fly a kite. He'd throw it in the air, but after a few seconds it would fall to the ground. Seeing him from the kitchen window, Sharon called out, "George, you need a piece of tail!" With a confused look, George replied, "Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"
PJ: "Of course I would!"
Howie: "If you had five cars, would you give me one?"
PJ: "Sure thing!"
Howie: "If you had five dollars, would you give me one?"
PJ: "No, I wouldn't."
Howie: "Why not?"
PJ: "Because, I HAVE five dollars!"
- George was in the back yard, trying to fly a kite. He'd throw it in the air, but after a few seconds it would fall to the ground. Seeing him from the kitchen window, Sharon called out, "George, you need a piece of tail!" With a confused look, George replied, "Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"
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