Az I Laugh At It....
- Log-on to: www.sockandawe.com Play an amusing game of attempting to hit 'W' with a shoe. Pretty funny!
- The Hebrew teacher said to her class, "We know how powerful Kings and Queens are, in the Bible, but there is a higher power. Can anyone tell me what it is?" Emma replied, "Aces!"
- An older lady, Adelaide, was somewhat lonely, so she decided she needed a pet to keep her company. At the pet store, she saw an ugly frog that winked at her and whispered, "I'm lonely, too! Take me home with you. You won't be sorry!" So, she bought it, and while driving home, the frog said, "Kiss me. You won't be sorry!" So Adelaide reached over and kissed the frog. Immediately, the frog turned into a handsome, sexy, young Prince! Ever grateful, the Prince returned the kiss, and guess what Adelaide turned into? The first motel she could find! Way to go Adelaide!
- At any given moment: 79 million people are engaging in intercourse; 58 million people are kissing; 37 million people are relaxing after having sex; 1 lonely bugger is reading e-mails! Merry Christmas, everyone!
- The Hebrew teacher said to her class, "We know how powerful Kings and Queens are, in the Bible, but there is a higher power. Can anyone tell me what it is?" Emma replied, "Aces!"
- An older lady, Adelaide, was somewhat lonely, so she decided she needed a pet to keep her company. At the pet store, she saw an ugly frog that winked at her and whispered, "I'm lonely, too! Take me home with you. You won't be sorry!" So, she bought it, and while driving home, the frog said, "Kiss me. You won't be sorry!" So Adelaide reached over and kissed the frog. Immediately, the frog turned into a handsome, sexy, young Prince! Ever grateful, the Prince returned the kiss, and guess what Adelaide turned into? The first motel she could find! Way to go Adelaide!
- At any given moment: 79 million people are engaging in intercourse; 58 million people are kissing; 37 million people are relaxing after having sex; 1 lonely bugger is reading e-mails! Merry Christmas, everyone!
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