Az I Laugh At It....
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
- George was sitting at the bar, having a few too many, when Howie asked, "What's the matter? I've never seen you drink before!" George shrugged, "Sharon just ran off with my best friend." Howie answered, "But, I thought I was your best friend." George smiled, took another drink, and said, "Not anymore - he is!"
- Heather Mills, after receiving $48M from her divorcing Paul McCartney, pledged to give 'a large majority' to Adopt-a-Minefield. To date, they have received nothing. No joke!
- George was sitting at the bar, having a few too many, when Howie asked, "What's the matter? I've never seen you drink before!" George shrugged, "Sharon just ran off with my best friend." Howie answered, "But, I thought I was your best friend." George smiled, took another drink, and said, "Not anymore - he is!"
- Heather Mills, after receiving $48M from her divorcing Paul McCartney, pledged to give 'a large majority' to Adopt-a-Minefield. To date, they have received nothing. No joke!
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