Az I Laugh At It....
- I had a nightmare, that I was being chased by a giant casket! I ran home, slammed the door, but it crashed right through! I ran upstairs, into the bathroom, locking that door behind me - but again, it crashed through! Finally, I hurled a bottle of Robitussin against it. It worked! The coffin stopped!(groan)
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!"
- For Christmas, George wanted to get something for Sharon - but no one would start the bidding!
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!"
- For Christmas, George wanted to get something for Sharon - but no one would start the bidding!
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