Az I See It....
Prologue: Pres. Bush is advocating Cal. Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger as a future GOP Presidential candidate, and cannot understand why a president must be a natural born citizen, protesting that those born by C-section are equally capable!
International: Iraq's new government has declared that they will not forcibly evict a 4,000-strong terrorist Irani opposition group from its Iraq location. Ever grateful, the leaders of the People's Mujahedeen replied, "Thank you, and Death to America!....The NY Times reports that Pres. Bush rejected a request from Israel to assist in destroying Irani nuclear facilities. Bush claimed that trusted intelligence showed that all weapons of mass destruction had already been accounted for in Iraq!....The body of a drowned Somali pirate washed ashore, along with his share of a $3M ransom. Four more are bound to wash up soon. AAARGH!
National: In coping with a recessive economy, home builders are cutting standard amenities. Now listed as options: ceilings, walls, floors, and bankruptcy papers!
State/Local: One-hundred men and women dropped their pants on Saturday, while riding the Phoenix light rail, in support of an international 'performance art' event. No mention was made of all of the people who lost their shirts during this international economic crisis!....Arizona, and the city of Phoenix, are losing population - and tax collections, too! While crime continues to fall, it seems that lost revenues will be the reason for politicians to ignore future illegal immigration violations!....Disregarding the multi-billion dollar State budget deficit, the legislature will move to approve an additional $1B for public schools. That's $1/year, for one billion years!
Epilogue: Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it. Give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. Give her a house, she'll give you a home. Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Give her a smile, and she'll give you her heart. So if you give crap, she'll give you a ton of s#*t!
International: Iraq's new government has declared that they will not forcibly evict a 4,000-strong terrorist Irani opposition group from its Iraq location. Ever grateful, the leaders of the People's Mujahedeen replied, "Thank you, and Death to America!....The NY Times reports that Pres. Bush rejected a request from Israel to assist in destroying Irani nuclear facilities. Bush claimed that trusted intelligence showed that all weapons of mass destruction had already been accounted for in Iraq!....The body of a drowned Somali pirate washed ashore, along with his share of a $3M ransom. Four more are bound to wash up soon. AAARGH!
National: In coping with a recessive economy, home builders are cutting standard amenities. Now listed as options: ceilings, walls, floors, and bankruptcy papers!
State/Local: One-hundred men and women dropped their pants on Saturday, while riding the Phoenix light rail, in support of an international 'performance art' event. No mention was made of all of the people who lost their shirts during this international economic crisis!....Arizona, and the city of Phoenix, are losing population - and tax collections, too! While crime continues to fall, it seems that lost revenues will be the reason for politicians to ignore future illegal immigration violations!....Disregarding the multi-billion dollar State budget deficit, the legislature will move to approve an additional $1B for public schools. That's $1/year, for one billion years!
Epilogue: Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it. Give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. Give her a house, she'll give you a home. Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Give her a smile, and she'll give you her heart. So if you give crap, she'll give you a ton of s#*t!
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