Az I Laugh At It....
- 84% of Republican politicians say they enjoy sex in the shower. The other 16% say they haven't been to prison!
- A blonde was distraught, at work, and her boss asked her what was wrong. She said, "My mother died last night." He suggested she take the rest of the day off, but she said it would be better to work, and to keep her mind off of it. Later, the boss noticed her crying, disconsolately, and he again asked her what was wrong. She replied, "I was doing so much better, but then my sister called, and said that HER mother died last night, too!"
- PJ was called in for an audit, and the IRS agent confronted him, "It says here that you're a bachelor, and yet you have claimed a dependent child. This must be a mistake!" PJ replied, "Yes - it surely was!"
- George was growing impatient. "Sharon!" he called out. "Are you ready yet?" Sharon snapped, "For crying out loud, George, Ive been telling you for the last half-hour, I'll be ready in a minute!"
- A blonde was distraught, at work, and her boss asked her what was wrong. She said, "My mother died last night." He suggested she take the rest of the day off, but she said it would be better to work, and to keep her mind off of it. Later, the boss noticed her crying, disconsolately, and he again asked her what was wrong. She replied, "I was doing so much better, but then my sister called, and said that HER mother died last night, too!"
- PJ was called in for an audit, and the IRS agent confronted him, "It says here that you're a bachelor, and yet you have claimed a dependent child. This must be a mistake!" PJ replied, "Yes - it surely was!"
- George was growing impatient. "Sharon!" he called out. "Are you ready yet?" Sharon snapped, "For crying out loud, George, Ive been telling you for the last half-hour, I'll be ready in a minute!"
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