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- Former President George W. Bush is proud of his legacy that American's now pay less taxes.  He still doesn't realize that it's because unemployment is at its highest level since 1992-93!(Coincidentally, when his father,
George H. W. Bush, left office!)  'W' is the first president to exhibit an IQ lower than his approval rating(22%)!

- Auditions are now in progress, in cities nationwide, for a new TV reality show.  It's called American Idle!

- All true teas actually come from the same plant leaves(Camilla sinensis), including White, Green, Oolong, Black, and Yellow teas.  When the leaves are picked and how they are then processed determine which teas are created.  Chamomile and Rooibos(Red tea) are not true teas, but actually tisanes.(Thanks, Linda!)

- 23% of American couples sleep in separate beds!(Playboy Magazine report)

- Less than 30% of Arizona drivers are voluntarily paying their highway speed camera fines.  Officials warn that they will spend more taxpayer money to to serve court orders, so that more money can be spent in courts, so that more Arizonans can qualify for American Idle!

- Drug-resistant staph infections(commonly MRSA) are rapidly increasing, nationwide, in children and others with compromised or lesser immune systems.  Typically overlooked, or dismissed, symptoms are certain ear and sinus infections, skin infections, and abscesses in the tonsil and throat areas.  These staph germs can be deadly!

- Drinking alcohol in 'moderation' is defined as no more than one drink per day for women, and no more than two drinks per day for men.  A 'drink' is defined as containing:  12 ounces of beer;  5 ounces of wine;  or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof distilled spirits!(Thanks, Bob!)

- The feds asked alleged $50B swindler Bernie Madoff where he got the idea of paying early investors with money from later investors.  He replied, "From the Social Security System!(Thanks again, Bob!)


 

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