Az I Laugh At It....
- Nick hit a wicked slice, through the trees, that ricocheted into the next fairway and hit another golfer. When he finally caught up to him, Nick apologized, "Sorry, I didn't have time to yell 'Fore!'" "That's funny," said the injured golfer. You certainly had enough time to yell "S*#T!"
- Silly signs:
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!"
On a Maternity Room door: "Push, push, push"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place!"
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming"
At a radiator repair shop: "It's a great place to take a leak!"
- Silly signs:
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!"
On a Maternity Room door: "Push, push, push"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place!"
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming"
At a radiator repair shop: "It's a great place to take a leak!"
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