Az I Laugh At It....
- "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000BC: "Here, eat this root."
1000BC: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850AD: "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940AD: "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985AD: "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2009AD: "That antibiotic is artificial, here - take this root!"
- The children were in lunch at a Catholic school. At the beginning of the line, there was a large pile of apples. A nun had written a sign that read, "Take only one. God is watching." At the end of the line, there was a large stack of cookies. A boy had written a note, and left it on the cookie tray, that read, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!"
2000BC: "Here, eat this root."
1000BC: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850AD: "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940AD: "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985AD: "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2009AD: "That antibiotic is artificial, here - take this root!"
- The children were in lunch at a Catholic school. At the beginning of the line, there was a large pile of apples. A nun had written a sign that read, "Take only one. God is watching." At the end of the line, there was a large stack of cookies. A boy had written a note, and left it on the cookie tray, that read, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!"
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