Az I Laugh At It....
- Little Nicky said, "My dad scribbles a few things on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and gets 50 bucks!" Little Bernie replied, "My dad scribbles a few thing on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and gets 100 bucks!" Little PJ answered, "My dad scribbles a few things on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
- Solly was limping, badly. When Kelly asked him what happened, Solly replied, "Oh, it's just an old football injury." Kelly said, I never knew you played football." Solly answered, " No, I didn't. I hurt it last year, when I put my foot through the TV screen, after I lost a thousand bucks on the Super Bowl!"
- Az. Cardinals back-up QB Matt Leinart said that he could've taken the team to the Super Bowl, if given the chance. He's correct - he makes more than enough money to have bought tickets for the entire team to attend! What a joke!
- Why is sex like computer software? For each person who pays for it, there are thousands getting it for free!
- Solly was limping, badly. When Kelly asked him what happened, Solly replied, "Oh, it's just an old football injury." Kelly said, I never knew you played football." Solly answered, " No, I didn't. I hurt it last year, when I put my foot through the TV screen, after I lost a thousand bucks on the Super Bowl!"
- Az. Cardinals back-up QB Matt Leinart said that he could've taken the team to the Super Bowl, if given the chance. He's correct - he makes more than enough money to have bought tickets for the entire team to attend! What a joke!
- Why is sex like computer software? For each person who pays for it, there are thousands getting it for free!
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