Az I Laugh At It....
- Susie came downstairs in a wondrous, strapless gown that defied gravity. "Beautiful!" exclaimed Nick. "I don't see what holds that dress up!" Susie cooed, "Play your cards right, dear, and you will!"
- Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy meat is bad for you!
- PJ had been released from the hospital, and told to take one shot of whiskey and one prescribed pill each day, and to follow up with an appointment in one month. On the appointed day, the doctor asked Phil's wife how the regimen was going. Carol replied, "Well, he's a little behind on the pills, but he's about six months ahead on the whiskey!"
- Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy meat is bad for you!
- PJ had been released from the hospital, and told to take one shot of whiskey and one prescribed pill each day, and to follow up with an appointment in one month. On the appointed day, the doctor asked Phil's wife how the regimen was going. Carol replied, "Well, he's a little behind on the pills, but he's about six months ahead on the whiskey!"
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