Az I Laugh At It....
- Kelly said, "Nick, will you close your curtains, for modesty, please? Everyone was laughing when they saw you having sex with your wife yesterday." "The joke's on them," laughed Nick. "I wasn't even home yesterday!"
- George said, "Let's go out and have some fun tonight!" Sharon replied, "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the porch light on!"
- PJ lost his temper, and said to his wife, "I don't know how you could be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time!" "That's easy," she replied, "God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
- George said, "Let's go out and have some fun tonight!" Sharon replied, "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the porch light on!"
- PJ lost his temper, and said to his wife, "I don't know how you could be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time!" "That's easy," she replied, "God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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