Az I Laugh At It....
- Bernie teed off on the 16th hole, and drove the ball deep into a thicket of brush. PJ then drove long, but far-right and into the street, where the ball hit the tire of a moving bus, and bounced back into the fairway, up near the green! Amazed, Bernie gasped, "How on Earth did you do that?" PJ shrugged, and said, "You just have to know the bus schedule!"
- Nick and Jeff were discussing traditional family values. Jeff said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. How about you?" "I'm not sure," replied Nick. "What was her maiden name?"
- Joey said, "Last week, I took the first step towards getting a divorce." Howie asked, "Did you see a lawyer?" "No," said Joey. "I got married!"
- Nick and Jeff were discussing traditional family values. Jeff said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. How about you?" "I'm not sure," replied Nick. "What was her maiden name?"
- Joey said, "Last week, I took the first step towards getting a divorce." Howie asked, "Did you see a lawyer?" "No," said Joey. "I got married!"
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