Az I See It....
Prologue: When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason!
International: Former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro said that President Obama misinterpreted his successor, and brother, Raul "Fredo" Castro, and that Cuba has no interest in normalizing relations with the United States!
National: Since 2004, 84 U.S. Border Patrol officers have been arrested for accepting bribes from Mexican drug cartels. Only 62 were convicted, as the other 22 were able to bribe the judges for acquittal!....The Department of Public Safety Violent Criminal Apprehension Team(VCAT) and the U.S. Marshal Service Arizona Wanted Task Force(WTF) have combined efforts to clear felony warrants, creating the Western Elusive Suspect Unification Co-op, or WE SUC!....Sen. Jon Kyl is appealing for federal funds for border security, to keep people from coming here illegally, but adamantly declines federal money for infrastructure improvement and development, which would help the people that live here legally!....Arizona has been ordered to speed up financial reporting on the dispersal and transparency, of federal stimulus money. As an alternative to the complicated disclosure forms, State politicians need now only to submit their bank account numbers!....The Plan B abortion pill may soon be available over-the-counter(no prescription) to 17-year-olds. Opponents say it further erodes parental control, while advocates insist it would not be necessry if parents had any control!
State/Local: Recent reports indicate that one-in-five Arizona teens, especially in the East Valley, are abusing prescription drugs, and typically get them from their parents' medicine cabinet!....The University of Arizona is in dire need of a tuition increase, as recent State education budget cuts will make it impossible to pay for Head Football Coach Mike Stoops' recent contract extension, which promises $1M in salary increases and bonuses!....Wouldn't the Arizona Republic newspaper save a ton of money if they would refer to the U.S. President as 'President Obama,' instead of 'President Barack Obama?' How many President Obama's are there, anyway? GOT INK?....In an effort to remain competitive, while maintaining unjustifiably high prices, Basha's will close nine(9) valley grocery stores. Recent consumer surveys show that Fry's and WalMart consistently have the Valley's lowest all-around prices!
Epilogue: If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
International: Former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro said that President Obama misinterpreted his successor, and brother, Raul "Fredo" Castro, and that Cuba has no interest in normalizing relations with the United States!
National: Since 2004, 84 U.S. Border Patrol officers have been arrested for accepting bribes from Mexican drug cartels. Only 62 were convicted, as the other 22 were able to bribe the judges for acquittal!....The Department of Public Safety Violent Criminal Apprehension Team(VCAT) and the U.S. Marshal Service Arizona Wanted Task Force(WTF) have combined efforts to clear felony warrants, creating the Western Elusive Suspect Unification Co-op, or WE SUC!....Sen. Jon Kyl is appealing for federal funds for border security, to keep people from coming here illegally, but adamantly declines federal money for infrastructure improvement and development, which would help the people that live here legally!....Arizona has been ordered to speed up financial reporting on the dispersal and transparency, of federal stimulus money. As an alternative to the complicated disclosure forms, State politicians need now only to submit their bank account numbers!....The Plan B abortion pill may soon be available over-the-counter(no prescription) to 17-year-olds. Opponents say it further erodes parental control, while advocates insist it would not be necessry if parents had any control!
State/Local: Recent reports indicate that one-in-five Arizona teens, especially in the East Valley, are abusing prescription drugs, and typically get them from their parents' medicine cabinet!....The University of Arizona is in dire need of a tuition increase, as recent State education budget cuts will make it impossible to pay for Head Football Coach Mike Stoops' recent contract extension, which promises $1M in salary increases and bonuses!....Wouldn't the Arizona Republic newspaper save a ton of money if they would refer to the U.S. President as 'President Obama,' instead of 'President Barack Obama?' How many President Obama's are there, anyway? GOT INK?....In an effort to remain competitive, while maintaining unjustifiably high prices, Basha's will close nine(9) valley grocery stores. Recent consumer surveys show that Fry's and WalMart consistently have the Valley's lowest all-around prices!
Epilogue: If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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