Az I Laugh At It....
- PJ, on his golf shots: "Even when I hit it left, it goes right!"
- PJ, on his physique: "It took me 77 years, but I now have the body of a god - Buddha!"
- Against his better judgement, PJ hired Bernie as his mechanics-helper. PJ explained that he wanted Bernie to detail a car that was parked outside, and gave him two extension cords, a vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags, and the car keys. Later, he returned to see Bernie sitting in the car with his feet on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. PJ fumed, "Why aren't you vacuuming the car?" Bernie answered calmly, "Because the vacuum wouldn't reach - even with the extension cord." PJ burst, "That's why I gave you two!" Bernie explained, "Yeah, but that one wouldn't reach either!"
- PJ, on his physique: "It took me 77 years, but I now have the body of a god - Buddha!"
- Against his better judgement, PJ hired Bernie as his mechanics-helper. PJ explained that he wanted Bernie to detail a car that was parked outside, and gave him two extension cords, a vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags, and the car keys. Later, he returned to see Bernie sitting in the car with his feet on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. PJ fumed, "Why aren't you vacuuming the car?" Bernie answered calmly, "Because the vacuum wouldn't reach - even with the extension cord." PJ burst, "That's why I gave you two!" Bernie explained, "Yeah, but that one wouldn't reach either!"
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