Az I Laugh At It....
- Sharon boasted, "My ex-husband wants to marry me again. I think he's after the money I married him for!"
- A genie gives PJ one wish - for anything - provided his mother-in-law gets double! "Okay," said PJ, thoughtfully. "Give me a million dollars and beat me half-to-death!"
- PJ to wife: "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than you like mine!"
- "Nick, why don't you play golf with Bernie anymore?" asked Susan. Nick replied, "Would you play golf with a guy who moves his ball with his foot when you're not watching?" "Heck no!" answered Susan. "Well," said Nick, "Neither will Bernie!"
- A genie gives PJ one wish - for anything - provided his mother-in-law gets double! "Okay," said PJ, thoughtfully. "Give me a million dollars and beat me half-to-death!"
- PJ to wife: "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than you like mine!"
- "Nick, why don't you play golf with Bernie anymore?" asked Susan. Nick replied, "Would you play golf with a guy who moves his ball with his foot when you're not watching?" "Heck no!" answered Susan. "Well," said Nick, "Neither will Bernie!"
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