Az I Laugh At It....
- Son to father: "How much does it cost to get married?"
Father: I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it!"
- A woman knows she's in love with a man the first time she tells him, "No!" A man knows he's in love with a woman the first time she tells him, "Yes!"
- The doorbell rang, and Sharon answered, seeing a workman, complete with tool set. " I'm the piano tuner," he offered. Sharon exclaimed, "I didn't call for a piano tuner." He replied, "I know you didn't, but your neighbors did!"
- Did you ever wonder why, when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak-in-the-knees, and begins to think irrationally? It's because she smells like a new golf bag!(Huh, Nick?!)
Father: I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it!"
- A woman knows she's in love with a man the first time she tells him, "No!" A man knows he's in love with a woman the first time she tells him, "Yes!"
- The doorbell rang, and Sharon answered, seeing a workman, complete with tool set. " I'm the piano tuner," he offered. Sharon exclaimed, "I didn't call for a piano tuner." He replied, "I know you didn't, but your neighbors did!"
- Did you ever wonder why, when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak-in-the-knees, and begins to think irrationally? It's because she smells like a new golf bag!(Huh, Nick?!)
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