Az I See It....
Prologue: Why are lighting fixtures still sold with incandescent light bulbs, instead of CFLs?
International: North Korea has conducted two recent nuclear tests that even their closest allies have objected to - except that kook in Iran - President Mock-mudd I'm-an-idiot!....North Korean President Kim Jong Il is still considering having his youngest son, Menta Li Il, assume his position, and possibly sooner than later!....Oil prices are again beginning to soar. I don't hear any of the Arab OPEC members complaining, as fast-rising gasoline prices resume their assault on the American economy!
National: With the criticism of the Obama administration, it begs the question, "Why not continue to print trillions of dollars for the Iraqis and Afghanis, instead of for Americans. George Bush did!....The feds have filed suit against several companies, alleging that they have made one billion plus phone calls, attempting to scare folks into believing their auto warrantees have expired!....GM and Chrysler will close at least one-fifth of their production and distribution facilities. This will ensure sustained, high prices for autos, as demand will eventually increase for dwindling supplies! "Let them eat cake" comes to mind!....In order to make more money than is illegally allowable, The National Football League will allow state lotteries to use their team logos(for a price), in efforts to grab any money still in public circulation. Massachusetts and Delaware are the first to bet your farm!
State: Speed camera activations have increased ten percent, while payments of fines remain stagnantly low. People just like having their pictures taken for free!....While other states are rigorously competing for economic development projects, during this global recession, Arizona rolls along at a snail's pace, instead relying on federal stimulus money and consumer ineptness, to regain fiduciary balance!....Arizona officials are more upset about lack of funding for up-coming 100th State birthday celebrations, than for lack of funds for public education, health care and the homeless!
Epilogue: In times like these, it's helpful to remember that there have always been times like these! - Paul Harvey
International: North Korea has conducted two recent nuclear tests that even their closest allies have objected to - except that kook in Iran - President Mock-mudd I'm-an-idiot!....North Korean President Kim Jong Il is still considering having his youngest son, Menta Li Il, assume his position, and possibly sooner than later!....Oil prices are again beginning to soar. I don't hear any of the Arab OPEC members complaining, as fast-rising gasoline prices resume their assault on the American economy!
National: With the criticism of the Obama administration, it begs the question, "Why not continue to print trillions of dollars for the Iraqis and Afghanis, instead of for Americans. George Bush did!....The feds have filed suit against several companies, alleging that they have made one billion plus phone calls, attempting to scare folks into believing their auto warrantees have expired!....GM and Chrysler will close at least one-fifth of their production and distribution facilities. This will ensure sustained, high prices for autos, as demand will eventually increase for dwindling supplies! "Let them eat cake" comes to mind!....In order to make more money than is illegally allowable, The National Football League will allow state lotteries to use their team logos(for a price), in efforts to grab any money still in public circulation. Massachusetts and Delaware are the first to bet your farm!
State: Speed camera activations have increased ten percent, while payments of fines remain stagnantly low. People just like having their pictures taken for free!....While other states are rigorously competing for economic development projects, during this global recession, Arizona rolls along at a snail's pace, instead relying on federal stimulus money and consumer ineptness, to regain fiduciary balance!....Arizona officials are more upset about lack of funding for up-coming 100th State birthday celebrations, than for lack of funds for public education, health care and the homeless!
Epilogue: In times like these, it's helpful to remember that there have always been times like these! - Paul Harvey
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