Az I See It....
Prologue: When 535 U.S. Congressmen receive medical and dental benefits, at the taxpayers' expense, it is called a 'benefit of the job.' When the taxpayers ask Congress to approve the same benefits, also at taxpayers' expense, for the U.S. citizenry, it is called 'socialized medicine.' Huh?
International: New passport rules went into effect on June 1st, ensuring that U.S. citizens will not be able to enter their own country as easily as illegal immigrants!....North Korea has declared that the 1953 treaty that ended the Korean War is now null and void, clearing the way for the return of Hawkeye Pierce, Hotlips Hoolihan, and the 4077 MASH!....Susan Boyle lost, in her attempt to win 'Britain's Got Talent' - a competition identical to 'America's Got Talent' - NOT comparable to 'American Idol!'
National: General Motors bankruptcy plans will only be successful if it leads to the production of affordable vehicles. American's cannot afford to pay outrageously exhorbitant prices for automobiles, whether or not they reduce carbon emissions!....Why are processed foods bad for you, but organic foods, grown smothered in animal manure, are good for you?
State/Local: The rate of Arizona smokers has dropped dramatically, as older smokers are dying off, and younger, potential smokers would rather use illegal or prescription drugs!....Auto thefts are down 40%, while repossessions are up 60%!....Phoenix is rated as one of the most unprepared cities for the switch to digital broadcast television. Soon, there will be no Seinfeld for YOU!....Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas is taking flak for supposedly not doing enough to combat youth drug problems. Influential parent groups are adamant about not accepting responsibility for their own lack of supervision and parenting!....Reusable cloth grocery bags are found to contain mold, bacteria, and other contaminants, if not properly washed after each use. Paper, please!
Epilogue: Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
International: New passport rules went into effect on June 1st, ensuring that U.S. citizens will not be able to enter their own country as easily as illegal immigrants!....North Korea has declared that the 1953 treaty that ended the Korean War is now null and void, clearing the way for the return of Hawkeye Pierce, Hotlips Hoolihan, and the 4077 MASH!....Susan Boyle lost, in her attempt to win 'Britain's Got Talent' - a competition identical to 'America's Got Talent' - NOT comparable to 'American Idol!'
National: General Motors bankruptcy plans will only be successful if it leads to the production of affordable vehicles. American's cannot afford to pay outrageously exhorbitant prices for automobiles, whether or not they reduce carbon emissions!....Why are processed foods bad for you, but organic foods, grown smothered in animal manure, are good for you?
State/Local: The rate of Arizona smokers has dropped dramatically, as older smokers are dying off, and younger, potential smokers would rather use illegal or prescription drugs!....Auto thefts are down 40%, while repossessions are up 60%!....Phoenix is rated as one of the most unprepared cities for the switch to digital broadcast television. Soon, there will be no Seinfeld for YOU!....Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas is taking flak for supposedly not doing enough to combat youth drug problems. Influential parent groups are adamant about not accepting responsibility for their own lack of supervision and parenting!....Reusable cloth grocery bags are found to contain mold, bacteria, and other contaminants, if not properly washed after each use. Paper, please!
Epilogue: Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
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