Az I Laugh At It....
- A policeman stopped Sharon, and asked for her driver's license and registration. The officer said, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses." "Well, I have contacts!" answered Sharon. "Look Lady," the officer snapped. "I don't care who you know. You're getting a ticket!"
- A young maternity ward patient was paging through a telephone directory, when a nurse asked if she could be of help. "No, thanks," the young mother said. "I'm just looking for a name for my baby." The nurse reminded, "But the hospital supplies a book that lists every first name and its meaning." "That won't help," chimed the mother. My baby already has a FIRST name!"
- PJ complained, "My wife charges me $100 for sex!" Jack said, "You're lucky! She charges $250 for everyone else!
- A young maternity ward patient was paging through a telephone directory, when a nurse asked if she could be of help. "No, thanks," the young mother said. "I'm just looking for a name for my baby." The nurse reminded, "But the hospital supplies a book that lists every first name and its meaning." "That won't help," chimed the mother. My baby already has a FIRST name!"
- PJ complained, "My wife charges me $100 for sex!" Jack said, "You're lucky! She charges $250 for everyone else!
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