Az I See It....
Prologue: If you're being passed by cars that are on the off-ramp, you're going too slow!
International: Two American journalists have been sentenced to 12 years hard labor for illegally crossing into N. Korean territory. If Arizona adopted this same policy, the state's infrastructure could be rebuilt within a year!
National: New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagle and his family, have been quarantined, in China, for supposed exposure to the H1N1 Swine Flu virus, but more likely because they're the only Black people in China!....A new over-the-counter test to determine the gender of an unborn baby boasts a 50% accuracy rate. Huh?....Oakland, Ca., will become the third U.S. city to issue legal ID cards to illegal immigrants, joining New Haven, Conn., and San Francisco, Ca., ensuring that the illegals will have more rights than Gay-American citizens!....An Ohio man was arrested, and charged with indecent exposure, for wearing a one-piece woman's bathing suit in public. While it may have been distasteful, the males walking around with their pants well below their asses - and their skin or underwear showing - is more indecent and disrespectful to the public than a swimsuit!
State: Gov. Brewer promises to veto the 2009-10 budget, unless it contains an increase in the state slaes tax, in an attempt to become the first politician ever to achieve getting blood from a stone(She has a bit more than one year left on her interim term!)....The GOP proposed budget will, if approved, put businesses and homeowners on an equal property tax basis, possibly dramatically increasing our home property taxes, in an effort to attract more businesses to the state. However, it is the homeowners that make businesses thrive(or not), and businesses are not likely to lower prices in appreciation of lower taxes, as they strive for more profits. Also, the Arizona labor force is one of the lowest paid in the nation, and will not likely be able to support new businesses anyway!....Driving is down 7% in Arizona, and expected to decline further, as the recessive economy and rising gas prices affect travel habits. Arizona Department of Transportation(ADOT) spokesman Doug Nintzel informs us that this will result in lower gas tax collections, which will equate to less money for road repairs, and a necessity to increase revenue somehow. Shouldn't it equate to less necessary repairs, as there is less traffic to damage the roadways?....Arizonans appear to be prepared for the change to digital television transmission this Friday(June 12th), but 90% of residents, both legal and illegal, still cannot stop their VCR/DVD players from blinking 12:00!
Local: Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is the epitome of the Democratic Party mascot(the Ass), as he inferred that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is guilty by association, as being supportive of Nazi and Neo-Nazi groups, based on out-of-context circumstantial situations - and Gordon's recent disdain for Arpaio's illegal immigrant enforcement tactics. What an idiot!....The murder rate is down 15%, but solving them remains a 50/50 proposition - and both for the same reasons - less illegals equals less murders, and illegals are afraid to attest to crimes because they fear personal exposure. Either way - thank you, Sheriff Joe!
Epilogue: Whole milk is 4% milkfat, then comes 2%, 1%, and skim(no fat) milk. Why is there no 3% milk?
International: Two American journalists have been sentenced to 12 years hard labor for illegally crossing into N. Korean territory. If Arizona adopted this same policy, the state's infrastructure could be rebuilt within a year!
National: New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagle and his family, have been quarantined, in China, for supposed exposure to the H1N1 Swine Flu virus, but more likely because they're the only Black people in China!....A new over-the-counter test to determine the gender of an unborn baby boasts a 50% accuracy rate. Huh?....Oakland, Ca., will become the third U.S. city to issue legal ID cards to illegal immigrants, joining New Haven, Conn., and San Francisco, Ca., ensuring that the illegals will have more rights than Gay-American citizens!....An Ohio man was arrested, and charged with indecent exposure, for wearing a one-piece woman's bathing suit in public. While it may have been distasteful, the males walking around with their pants well below their asses - and their skin or underwear showing - is more indecent and disrespectful to the public than a swimsuit!
State: Gov. Brewer promises to veto the 2009-10 budget, unless it contains an increase in the state slaes tax, in an attempt to become the first politician ever to achieve getting blood from a stone(She has a bit more than one year left on her interim term!)....The GOP proposed budget will, if approved, put businesses and homeowners on an equal property tax basis, possibly dramatically increasing our home property taxes, in an effort to attract more businesses to the state. However, it is the homeowners that make businesses thrive(or not), and businesses are not likely to lower prices in appreciation of lower taxes, as they strive for more profits. Also, the Arizona labor force is one of the lowest paid in the nation, and will not likely be able to support new businesses anyway!....Driving is down 7% in Arizona, and expected to decline further, as the recessive economy and rising gas prices affect travel habits. Arizona Department of Transportation(ADOT) spokesman Doug Nintzel informs us that this will result in lower gas tax collections, which will equate to less money for road repairs, and a necessity to increase revenue somehow. Shouldn't it equate to less necessary repairs, as there is less traffic to damage the roadways?....Arizonans appear to be prepared for the change to digital television transmission this Friday(June 12th), but 90% of residents, both legal and illegal, still cannot stop their VCR/DVD players from blinking 12:00!
Local: Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is the epitome of the Democratic Party mascot(the Ass), as he inferred that Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is guilty by association, as being supportive of Nazi and Neo-Nazi groups, based on out-of-context circumstantial situations - and Gordon's recent disdain for Arpaio's illegal immigrant enforcement tactics. What an idiot!....The murder rate is down 15%, but solving them remains a 50/50 proposition - and both for the same reasons - less illegals equals less murders, and illegals are afraid to attest to crimes because they fear personal exposure. Either way - thank you, Sheriff Joe!
Epilogue: Whole milk is 4% milkfat, then comes 2%, 1%, and skim(no fat) milk. Why is there no 3% milk?
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