Az I Laugh At It....
- Nick sat in front of the TV, with his infant son, and settled onto an R-rated movie where the actress was soon topless. "Honey," said Susan, "Change the channel. He shouldn't be watching that." "It's okay," replied Nick. He probably thinks it's the Food Network!"
- Bernie and Kelly were getting plastered in a bar. "You know," stammered Kelly, "Lions have sex 10 to 15 times each night!" Bernie slammed his fist down in disgust, and said, "Damn! I just joined the Elks!"
- Bernie and Kelly were getting plastered in a bar. "You know," stammered Kelly, "Lions have sex 10 to 15 times each night!" Bernie slammed his fist down in disgust, and said, "Damn! I just joined the Elks!"
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