Az I Laugh At It....
- "I demand a raise!" PJ said to his boss. "Three other companies are after me!" "Is that so?" asked the boss. "What companies are after you?" PJ replied, "The gas company, the electric company, and the telephone company!"
- Shy little Susie went to her first school dance, and it took her a l ong time to ask little Nicky to dance. "No," said little Nicky. "I'm very particular about who I dance with!" "Well," replied little Susie. "You can damn well see that I'm not!"
- An old hillbilly carried a young hillbly into the hospital ER, and said, "See if you c'n patch 'im up good. I shot up his rear end like it was a tail on a possum. Don't hurt 'im none, cause he's my son-in-law!" The ER doc asked, "Why would you shoot your son-in-law?" The hillbilly replied, "He warn't my son-in-law when I shot 'im!"
- Shy little Susie went to her first school dance, and it took her a l ong time to ask little Nicky to dance. "No," said little Nicky. "I'm very particular about who I dance with!" "Well," replied little Susie. "You can damn well see that I'm not!"
- An old hillbilly carried a young hillbly into the hospital ER, and said, "See if you c'n patch 'im up good. I shot up his rear end like it was a tail on a possum. Don't hurt 'im none, cause he's my son-in-law!" The ER doc asked, "Why would you shoot your son-in-law?" The hillbilly replied, "He warn't my son-in-law when I shot 'im!"
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