Az I Laugh At It....
- Bathroom tip: Ladies - to eliminate scum in the shower, don't let him spend the night!
- Feeling sad and lonely, Joey went for a drive, stopping in an out-of-the-way town. He walked into a a homey little restaurant, sat down, and asked for some meatloaf and a kind word. Upon bringing the meatloaf, Joey asked the waitress, "Okay, so where's the kind word?" The waitress leaned close and whispered, "Don't eat the meatloaf!"
- PJ put his two dollars into the vending machine, and watched helplessly as the cup failed to appear, and a nozzle sent the coffee down the drain, while another poured cream after it. "Now that's automation!" PJ exclaimed. "It even drinks it for you!"
- Louie was on his first trip to Las Vegas, and trying to play a slot machine. "Excuse me," he asked a casino worker. "How does this work?" The worker showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" asked Louie. The worker replied, "Usually at the ATM!"
- Feeling sad and lonely, Joey went for a drive, stopping in an out-of-the-way town. He walked into a a homey little restaurant, sat down, and asked for some meatloaf and a kind word. Upon bringing the meatloaf, Joey asked the waitress, "Okay, so where's the kind word?" The waitress leaned close and whispered, "Don't eat the meatloaf!"
- PJ put his two dollars into the vending machine, and watched helplessly as the cup failed to appear, and a nozzle sent the coffee down the drain, while another poured cream after it. "Now that's automation!" PJ exclaimed. "It even drinks it for you!"
- Louie was on his first trip to Las Vegas, and trying to play a slot machine. "Excuse me," he asked a casino worker. "How does this work?" The worker showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" asked Louie. The worker replied, "Usually at the ATM!"
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