Az I See It....
Prologue: Yes - there IS a cure for your 'affliction.' The medical term for it is 'intelligence!' - Dr. Gregory House
International: Newly released transcripts of interviews with former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein indicate that he 'cried wolf' once too often, when claiming possession of weapons of mass destruction, in an attempt to shield Iraq's military weaknesses from an ever-threatening Irani government! OOPS - MY BAD!
National: Arizona Senator John McCain blasted President Obama, on the issue of proposed single-payer medical provisions, claiming it would lead to more-costly, lower-quality health care. Then he discreetly signed for his FREE Alzheimer's medication!....McCain reminds me of a creepy, old codger who would kick the birds in the park, after throwing them a few breadcrumbs to lure them in!(Yeah, I'm alluding to YOU, citizens of the Great State of Ah-Said-I-Own-Ya!
State: Arizona's lethal injection protocol was upheld by the courts, allowing for the resumption of all previously-stayed executions, and others than can now be scheduled!....Governor Brewer says is holding out for more K-12 funding, before agreeing to the 2010 budget, so the legislature has been called-back into special session, requiring tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars, weekly, for extra pay and per diems, etc. Oh, yeah - and she is demanding a sales tax increase. Says it's good for our 'affliction.'
Epilogue: This morning I was buttoning my shirt and a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Then, when I opened the door, my doorknob fell off in my hand! Now, I'm afraid to pee!
International: Newly released transcripts of interviews with former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein indicate that he 'cried wolf' once too often, when claiming possession of weapons of mass destruction, in an attempt to shield Iraq's military weaknesses from an ever-threatening Irani government! OOPS - MY BAD!
National: Arizona Senator John McCain blasted President Obama, on the issue of proposed single-payer medical provisions, claiming it would lead to more-costly, lower-quality health care. Then he discreetly signed for his FREE Alzheimer's medication!....McCain reminds me of a creepy, old codger who would kick the birds in the park, after throwing them a few breadcrumbs to lure them in!(Yeah, I'm alluding to YOU, citizens of the Great State of Ah-Said-I-Own-Ya!
State: Arizona's lethal injection protocol was upheld by the courts, allowing for the resumption of all previously-stayed executions, and others than can now be scheduled!....Governor Brewer says is holding out for more K-12 funding, before agreeing to the 2010 budget, so the legislature has been called-back into special session, requiring tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars, weekly, for extra pay and per diems, etc. Oh, yeah - and she is demanding a sales tax increase. Says it's good for our 'affliction.'
Epilogue: This morning I was buttoning my shirt and a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. Then, when I opened the door, my doorknob fell off in my hand! Now, I'm afraid to pee!
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