Az I Laugh At It....
- Childhood: the time of life when you make funny faces in the mirror.
Middle-age: the time of life when the mirror gets even!
- Mom, to son: "Explain to me how you can tap out a 500-word text message in ten seconds, but it takes you two days to pick up wet towels off the bedroom floor!"
- Nick was pulled over by the police, because his car had no hubcaps on the wheels. "What's the charge, Officer?" he protested. "Indecent exposure," replied the Officer. "You can't just ride around with your nuts showing!"
- Sharon went to apply for a job. After completing the application, she waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read the paperwork, and said, "We have an opening for someone like you." "Great!" exclaimed Sharon. "What is it?" The employer replied, "It's called the door!"
Middle-age: the time of life when the mirror gets even!
- Mom, to son: "Explain to me how you can tap out a 500-word text message in ten seconds, but it takes you two days to pick up wet towels off the bedroom floor!"
- Nick was pulled over by the police, because his car had no hubcaps on the wheels. "What's the charge, Officer?" he protested. "Indecent exposure," replied the Officer. "You can't just ride around with your nuts showing!"
- Sharon went to apply for a job. After completing the application, she waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read the paperwork, and said, "We have an opening for someone like you." "Great!" exclaimed Sharon. "What is it?" The employer replied, "It's called the door!"
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