Az I Laugh At It....
- There is always one more imbecil than you counted on! - Anonymous
- Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to their minds? Because most men are stupid, but very few are blind!
- Sharon was angry at George, who had been spending much time at a local bar, so one night he took her along. "What'll you have?" asked the bartender. Sharon said, "I guess I'll have the same as George," so the bartender poured a couple shots of Jack Daniels. Sharon took a sip and spit it out, shouting, "I don't see how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," said George. "And you thinking I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
- PJ told Howie, "The thrill is gone from my marriage." Howie suggested, "Why not add some intrigue, and have an affair?" PJ blurted, "What if my wife finds out?" Howie answered, "Hell, it's 2009. Go ahead and tell her!" So PJ went home, and announced, "Honey, do you think if I had an affair, that it would bring us closer together?" She replied, "I don't think so. I've tried it at least a dozen times and it has never worked!"
- Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to their minds? Because most men are stupid, but very few are blind!
- Sharon was angry at George, who had been spending much time at a local bar, so one night he took her along. "What'll you have?" asked the bartender. Sharon said, "I guess I'll have the same as George," so the bartender poured a couple shots of Jack Daniels. Sharon took a sip and spit it out, shouting, "I don't see how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," said George. "And you thinking I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
- PJ told Howie, "The thrill is gone from my marriage." Howie suggested, "Why not add some intrigue, and have an affair?" PJ blurted, "What if my wife finds out?" Howie answered, "Hell, it's 2009. Go ahead and tell her!" So PJ went home, and announced, "Honey, do you think if I had an affair, that it would bring us closer together?" She replied, "I don't think so. I've tried it at least a dozen times and it has never worked!"
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