Az I See It....
Prologue: If you are to be a television spokesperson for any organization, you need to have all of your teeth and be able to elocute clearly!
International: U.S. Catholic nuns have come under scrutiny from the Vatican, for allegedly liberal teachings regarding advocacy for female priests, gay marriage, and abortion rights. They may continue their left-leaning advocacy for gay, pedophile priests!....Former President Bill Clinton returned from North Korea with two female journalists, each sentenced to 12 years at hard labor and isolated from society for the previous 14 months. Films of the flight home have been sealed!....With more than 4,300 U.S. fatalities in Iraq, and approaching 700 in Afghanistan, it's time for world influences to put an end to the terrorism that has prolonged these two wars!....The Great Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch - the size of Texas - is approximately 1,000 miles off the west coast of California. Scripps Institute scientists will study this floating mass of plastic for its scope and possible effects on the environment. Really? Why not just clean it up? Meanwhile, just 2,000 miles off the east coast of California, the floating mass of garbage that is Louisiana remains mostly as it was after hurricanes Katrina and Rita!
National: With more multi-billion dollar deficits looming, the U. S. Postal Service will soon begin closing approximately 700 stations. I prefer S.W.A.K. to LOL!....New Jersey Rabbis and politicians were jailed together, after their black market, human organ business venture was exposed. So much for separation of church and state!....Arizona senators McCain and Kyl will vote against Judge Sotomayor's appointment to the Supreme Court, citing society's need to keep women in their place, and to revert to the days when abortion and womens' rights were not allowed!....100 wild burros, roaming the Fort Irwin Army Base, in California, will be put up for adoption to avoid them interfering with training activities. In Washington, DC., 100 wild asses will be allowed to continue to roam and interfere with the daily activities of 300 million citizens!....Politicians are the only people who create problems and then campaign against them!
State: Research confirms that tanning beds are as dangerously cancer-causing as cigarettes, to which a group of Arizona respondents proclaimed that they were okay to use, 'as long as you don't inhale!'....Former Arizona Diamondback pitcher Randy Johnson admitted that he 'probably used illegal substances,' during his dominant tenure with the team, but was never tested for them 'at the right time!'....Arizona public schools look very good, in their recent evaluation of themselves, but still do not measure up to national standards. 'Keep 'em down on the farm, Ma!'....ASU ranks as America's 20th Top Party School, and 14th in those that study the least, with 'dorms like dungeons.' The three universities will partake of $154M in federal stimulus money., allowing them to increase salaries of most athletic coaches, to keep pace with comparable universities' programs. Recent tuition and fee hikes will remain in place. Go Cats! Go Devils! Go Lumberjacks! Just go!....SRP and APS will raise utility rates of their wealthiest customers, in order to keep costs down for lower-income families. When President Obama requests the same for healthcare, he is called a Socialist!....New figures suggest it takes more than $291K to raise a child to high school graduation. Much less if you neglect them!
Local: Teachers from many school districts were 'caught' at the Westin La Paloma Resort, some ignoring their professional responsibilities while at an educator's conference. The public expressed outrage, and determined that only administrators and corporate CEOs are allowed to 'get away' with that!....Mesa violent crime is down drastically, ie., homicides - 62%; stolen vehicles - 44%; sexual assaults - 24%, since last month. Anti-Sheriff Joe enthusiasts point to a change in El Nino, instead of Arpaio's diligent crime sweep methods!
Epilogue: "Blessed are those who give without remembering, and take without forgetting!" - Elizabeth Bibesco
International: U.S. Catholic nuns have come under scrutiny from the Vatican, for allegedly liberal teachings regarding advocacy for female priests, gay marriage, and abortion rights. They may continue their left-leaning advocacy for gay, pedophile priests!....Former President Bill Clinton returned from North Korea with two female journalists, each sentenced to 12 years at hard labor and isolated from society for the previous 14 months. Films of the flight home have been sealed!....With more than 4,300 U.S. fatalities in Iraq, and approaching 700 in Afghanistan, it's time for world influences to put an end to the terrorism that has prolonged these two wars!....The Great Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch - the size of Texas - is approximately 1,000 miles off the west coast of California. Scripps Institute scientists will study this floating mass of plastic for its scope and possible effects on the environment. Really? Why not just clean it up? Meanwhile, just 2,000 miles off the east coast of California, the floating mass of garbage that is Louisiana remains mostly as it was after hurricanes Katrina and Rita!
National: With more multi-billion dollar deficits looming, the U. S. Postal Service will soon begin closing approximately 700 stations. I prefer S.W.A.K. to LOL!....New Jersey Rabbis and politicians were jailed together, after their black market, human organ business venture was exposed. So much for separation of church and state!....Arizona senators McCain and Kyl will vote against Judge Sotomayor's appointment to the Supreme Court, citing society's need to keep women in their place, and to revert to the days when abortion and womens' rights were not allowed!....100 wild burros, roaming the Fort Irwin Army Base, in California, will be put up for adoption to avoid them interfering with training activities. In Washington, DC., 100 wild asses will be allowed to continue to roam and interfere with the daily activities of 300 million citizens!....Politicians are the only people who create problems and then campaign against them!
State: Research confirms that tanning beds are as dangerously cancer-causing as cigarettes, to which a group of Arizona respondents proclaimed that they were okay to use, 'as long as you don't inhale!'....Former Arizona Diamondback pitcher Randy Johnson admitted that he 'probably used illegal substances,' during his dominant tenure with the team, but was never tested for them 'at the right time!'....Arizona public schools look very good, in their recent evaluation of themselves, but still do not measure up to national standards. 'Keep 'em down on the farm, Ma!'....ASU ranks as America's 20th Top Party School, and 14th in those that study the least, with 'dorms like dungeons.' The three universities will partake of $154M in federal stimulus money., allowing them to increase salaries of most athletic coaches, to keep pace with comparable universities' programs. Recent tuition and fee hikes will remain in place. Go Cats! Go Devils! Go Lumberjacks! Just go!....SRP and APS will raise utility rates of their wealthiest customers, in order to keep costs down for lower-income families. When President Obama requests the same for healthcare, he is called a Socialist!....New figures suggest it takes more than $291K to raise a child to high school graduation. Much less if you neglect them!
Local: Teachers from many school districts were 'caught' at the Westin La Paloma Resort, some ignoring their professional responsibilities while at an educator's conference. The public expressed outrage, and determined that only administrators and corporate CEOs are allowed to 'get away' with that!....Mesa violent crime is down drastically, ie., homicides - 62%; stolen vehicles - 44%; sexual assaults - 24%, since last month. Anti-Sheriff Joe enthusiasts point to a change in El Nino, instead of Arpaio's diligent crime sweep methods!
Epilogue: "Blessed are those who give without remembering, and take without forgetting!" - Elizabeth Bibesco
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