Az I Laugh At It....
- When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to be able to get out of jury duty!
- Suzanne and Susan were in the doctor's waiting room, when Susan lamented, "I want a baby, but I guess it's not possible." Suzanne said, "I used to feel that way, but then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm due in four months!" "You must tell me what you did," implored Susan. Suzanne, replied, "I went to a faith healer." "I've tried that," moaned Susan. My husband and I went to one for a year and it didn't help a bit!" Suzanne smiled, "Try going alone!"
- You're as young as you feel AFTER trying to prove it!
- Suzanne and Susan were in the doctor's waiting room, when Susan lamented, "I want a baby, but I guess it's not possible." Suzanne said, "I used to feel that way, but then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm due in four months!" "You must tell me what you did," implored Susan. Suzanne, replied, "I went to a faith healer." "I've tried that," moaned Susan. My husband and I went to one for a year and it didn't help a bit!" Suzanne smiled, "Try going alone!"
- You're as young as you feel AFTER trying to prove it!
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