Az I Laugh At It....
- Little Alec was admonished by his teacher for using foul language, "Wherever did you hear those kind of words?" "My daddy said them," Alec sobbed. The teacher asked, "You don't even know what means, do you?" "I do, too!" said Alec. "It means the car won't start!"
- "Doctor," implored Suzie, "Tell me what I can do to keep from getting pregnant." "Certainly," answered the Doctor. "Just eat peanut brittle." "Well, I love peanut brittle," said Suzie. Do I eat it before or after sex?" The Doctor replied, "Instead of!"
- An Arkansas couple were walking out of divorce court, and the new ex-wife was crying, inconsolably. The new ex-husband turned to her and said, "For Pete's sake, stop crying. You're still my sister!"
- George asked Sharon, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Sharon answered, "I'd take half, and then I'd leave you!" "Excellent!" chimed George. "I won $12. Here's your $6 - now go!"
- "Doctor," implored Suzie, "Tell me what I can do to keep from getting pregnant." "Certainly," answered the Doctor. "Just eat peanut brittle." "Well, I love peanut brittle," said Suzie. Do I eat it before or after sex?" The Doctor replied, "Instead of!"
- An Arkansas couple were walking out of divorce court, and the new ex-wife was crying, inconsolably. The new ex-husband turned to her and said, "For Pete's sake, stop crying. You're still my sister!"
- George asked Sharon, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Sharon answered, "I'd take half, and then I'd leave you!" "Excellent!" chimed George. "I won $12. Here's your $6 - now go!"
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