Az I Laugh At It....
- Nick asked Bernie, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off the boat?" "You idiot," replied Bernie. "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"
- Carol called the police to frantically report, "My husband is missing!" The officer asked, "How long has he been missing?" Carol answered, "About a month!" "Ma'am, why would you wait a month to report him missing?" asked the officer. "Carol replied, "I thought it was a dream!"
- Vegetarian - noun - old Indian word, meaning 'bad hunter'
- Carol called the police to frantically report, "My husband is missing!" The officer asked, "How long has he been missing?" Carol answered, "About a month!" "Ma'am, why would you wait a month to report him missing?" asked the officer. "Carol replied, "I thought it was a dream!"
- Vegetarian - noun - old Indian word, meaning 'bad hunter'
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