Az I Laugh At It....
- A female staff member approached Bernie, and said, "I'd like to get something off my chest." "What's that?" asked Bernie. She replied, "Your eyes!"
- The two beautiful women who live next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Imagine my surprise when they gave me a Rolex! I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch!"
- PJ said, "I was in at a quarter of twelve last night." Carol balked, "The hell you were - I heard you come in when the clock was striking three!" PJ replied, "Well, isn't three a quarter of twelve?"
- The two beautiful women who live next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Imagine my surprise when they gave me a Rolex! I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch!"
- PJ said, "I was in at a quarter of twelve last night." Carol balked, "The hell you were - I heard you come in when the clock was striking three!" PJ replied, "Well, isn't three a quarter of twelve?"
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