Az I Laugh At It....
- The ship sank. He was the lone survivor. He swam towards a distant beach, crawling up onto the shore. That's when he saw the first one - a pecan pie. Then he saw a banana split, a cup of vanilla pudding, chocolate chip cookies, caramel apples, and yellow cake. Suddenly, he realized he was on a desserted island!(groan!)
- Possum - a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road!
- The professor was lecturing a course on the supernatural. He asked his students, "A show of hands - how many believe in ghosts?" "How many have seen a ghost?" "How many have had sex with a ghost?" At that, a Montana Boy waved his hand, eagerly. The professor beckoned him down front, and said, "I've never known anyone who claims to have had sex with ghosts." "Oh," said the Montana Boy, "I thought you said 'goats!'"
- Possum - a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road!
- The professor was lecturing a course on the supernatural. He asked his students, "A show of hands - how many believe in ghosts?" "How many have seen a ghost?" "How many have had sex with a ghost?" At that, a Montana Boy waved his hand, eagerly. The professor beckoned him down front, and said, "I've never known anyone who claims to have had sex with ghosts." "Oh," said the Montana Boy, "I thought you said 'goats!'"
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