Az I Laugh At It....
- The golf pro asked the lady golfers how their round had gone. Linda said, "I did well - I had 25 riders!" Alice chimed in, "I did okay - I had 15 riders." Then Nina said, "I had a bad day - I had only 3 riders." The pro, interested, but feeling ignorant, asked, "What is a rider?" Linda replied, "Oh, that's when you hit the ball far enough that you have to ride on the golf cart for the next shot!"
- Little Nicky was having trouble in math, so his teacher gave him this example: "If you had ten dollars, and I asked you for five, how many would you have left?" Little Nicky replied, "Ten dollars - you could ask for five, but I'm not going to give it to you!"
- Steffanie asked Steve, "What is reincarnation?" Steve replied, "That's when a person dies and comes back as something else." Steffanie said, "I want to come back as a pig." Steve blurted, "You're not listening!"
- Little Nicky was having trouble in math, so his teacher gave him this example: "If you had ten dollars, and I asked you for five, how many would you have left?" Little Nicky replied, "Ten dollars - you could ask for five, but I'm not going to give it to you!"
- Steffanie asked Steve, "What is reincarnation?" Steve replied, "That's when a person dies and comes back as something else." Steffanie said, "I want to come back as a pig." Steve blurted, "You're not listening!"
RIDER VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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