Az I Laugh At It....
- After applying her newly-bought 'miracle products,' Sharon asked George, "Honestly, how old do you think I look?" George, looking carefully, replied, "By your skin, 24; your hair, 26; and your figure, 25." "Oh, you flatterer!" cooed Sharon. "Wait," said George, I haven't added them up yet!"
- Nick went shopping for perfume, for his wife, but balked at the $50 per ounce price tag. He asked to see something really cheap - so the saleswoman handed him a mirror!
- The economy has forced many seniors to go back to work. One good thing has come of it - the Minnesota Vikings got a Quarterback! - David Letterman
- Modern Art is when you buy a picture to cover a hole in the wall - and then decide that the hole looks better!
- PJ went to the doctor with a cucumber in his his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose. "What's wrong with me?" he asked the doctor. "Simple," replied the Doc, "You're not eating properly!"
- "Emma asked her Gramma, "My teacher says little girls can grow up to be anything they choose! Why did you choose to be an old lady?"
- Nick went shopping for perfume, for his wife, but balked at the $50 per ounce price tag. He asked to see something really cheap - so the saleswoman handed him a mirror!
- The economy has forced many seniors to go back to work. One good thing has come of it - the Minnesota Vikings got a Quarterback! - David Letterman
- Modern Art is when you buy a picture to cover a hole in the wall - and then decide that the hole looks better!
- PJ went to the doctor with a cucumber in his his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a banana up his nose. "What's wrong with me?" he asked the doctor. "Simple," replied the Doc, "You're not eating properly!"
- "Emma asked her Gramma, "My teacher says little girls can grow up to be anything they choose! Why did you choose to be an old lady?"
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