Az I Laugh At It....
- The marriage broker went to see old Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years, and said, "I have exactly the woman you need!" "Don't bother," insisted Mr. Cohen. "I have two sisters at home who take care of everything I need. I'm happy with that arrangement." The marriage broker answered, "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife." Mr. Cohen replied, "I said two sisters....I didn't say they were MY sisters!"
- George and Sharon went to his high school reunion. All of the other men were dressed in expensive suits and had bulging stomachs. George, proud that he weighed only 5 pounds more than his high school days, boasted "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the same suit from high school graduation!" Sharon glanced at the prosperous crowd, and exclaimed, "You're the only one who still has to!"
- A woman was applying for a job picking lemons, but seemed to the supervisor that she was over-qualified for such a menial position. "I'll have to ask you, Ma'am, have you had any experience picking lemons?" The woman replied, "As a matter of fact I do. I've been married three times, bought a GM car, and I voted for George W. Bush!
- The newlywed, Susan, said to her husband, Nick, "I have great news. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house, instead of two!" Nick kissed her, and said, "I'm the happiest man in the world!" "I'm glad you feel that way," replied Susan, "because tomorrow morning my mother is moving in!"
- We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box!
- George and Sharon went to his high school reunion. All of the other men were dressed in expensive suits and had bulging stomachs. George, proud that he weighed only 5 pounds more than his high school days, boasted "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the same suit from high school graduation!" Sharon glanced at the prosperous crowd, and exclaimed, "You're the only one who still has to!"
- A woman was applying for a job picking lemons, but seemed to the supervisor that she was over-qualified for such a menial position. "I'll have to ask you, Ma'am, have you had any experience picking lemons?" The woman replied, "As a matter of fact I do. I've been married three times, bought a GM car, and I voted for George W. Bush!
- The newlywed, Susan, said to her husband, Nick, "I have great news. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house, instead of two!" Nick kissed her, and said, "I'm the happiest man in the world!" "I'm glad you feel that way," replied Susan, "because tomorrow morning my mother is moving in!"
- We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box!
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