Az I Laugh At It....
- Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is generally acknowledged to be a right-wing Republican racist, so it shouldn't have been any great surprise that he wanted to be part of a group of investors attempting to purchase the NFL's St. Louis Rams. After all - he only wanted to be a 'minority owner!'
- Committee - a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours!
- Classic - a book that everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read!
- Senior moment: A police officer noticed Phyllis leaving a KFC, placing the chicken bucket on top of her car, getting in, and driving off with the bucket still on top. So, he pulled her over, took the bucket off of the roof, and offered it to Phyllis. She looked quizzically at the officer, and said, "No thank you. I just bought some!"
- New research reports indicate that if women want their men to do something for them, they should whisper it into their right ear, because the left brain(which controls the right side) is typically more responsive to suggestions. However, in clinical studies, it proved much more likely for a man to respond favorably to suggestion if he is offered sex - from either ear!
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what, exactly, are the others here for?
- Committee - a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours!
- Classic - a book that everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read!
- Senior moment: A police officer noticed Phyllis leaving a KFC, placing the chicken bucket on top of her car, getting in, and driving off with the bucket still on top. So, he pulled her over, took the bucket off of the roof, and offered it to Phyllis. She looked quizzically at the officer, and said, "No thank you. I just bought some!"
- New research reports indicate that if women want their men to do something for them, they should whisper it into their right ear, because the left brain(which controls the right side) is typically more responsive to suggestions. However, in clinical studies, it proved much more likely for a man to respond favorably to suggestion if he is offered sex - from either ear!
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what, exactly, are the others here for?
Good post, but much too much.
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