Az I Laugh At It....
- "He's great on the basketball court," said the college scout to the high school coach, "but how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's" replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the scout. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are still a little crooked!"
- A blond was discovered to have the computer password 'mickeyminnieplutohueydeweylouiedonaldgoofy.' When asked why such a long password, she answered that she had been told it must be at least eight characters long!
- Carol said, "I think I love my dog more than I love my husband. Then again, he slobbers all the time, he's always hungry, and he won't stop bothering me - even if I swat him with the newspaper. The dog doesn't!
- After a long wait on the runway, with the flight crew passing out peanuts and beverages, it was announced to the passengers, "Please buckle up, grab your drinks, and hold on to your nuts - we're taking off!"
- A blond was discovered to have the computer password 'mickeyminnieplutohueydeweylouiedonaldgoofy.' When asked why such a long password, she answered that she had been told it must be at least eight characters long!
- Carol said, "I think I love my dog more than I love my husband. Then again, he slobbers all the time, he's always hungry, and he won't stop bothering me - even if I swat him with the newspaper. The dog doesn't!
- After a long wait on the runway, with the flight crew passing out peanuts and beverages, it was announced to the passengers, "Please buckle up, grab your drinks, and hold on to your nuts - we're taking off!"
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