Az I Laugh At It....
- Already the mother of two rambunctious boys, the husband was thrilled when the doctor announce they were now expecting twins. He told his wife that she should start thinking of names. "Well, let's see," she said. "We already have Adolf and Rudolf. How about Getoff and Stayoff?"
- "Renee, what does your Daddy do?" asked the teacher. "Renee answered, "Anything my Mommy tells him to do!"
- An elderly gentleman, while out for a stroll through the neighborhood, came upon a little boy sitting on the curb and crying. "What's the trouble, son. Are you lost?" he asked. "Worse than that!" replied the boy. "My Mom lost her book on child-rearing and now she's using her own judgment!"
- The personnel manager was interviewing the boss' daughter for a job, and it was not going well. After a series of questions, it was obvious she was not suitable for the position. In a last-ditch effort, he asked her, "If you could have a conversation with anyone - living or dead - with whom would it be?" She replied, "Well, of course - the living one!"
- "Renee, what does your Daddy do?" asked the teacher. "Renee answered, "Anything my Mommy tells him to do!"
- An elderly gentleman, while out for a stroll through the neighborhood, came upon a little boy sitting on the curb and crying. "What's the trouble, son. Are you lost?" he asked. "Worse than that!" replied the boy. "My Mom lost her book on child-rearing and now she's using her own judgment!"
- The personnel manager was interviewing the boss' daughter for a job, and it was not going well. After a series of questions, it was obvious she was not suitable for the position. In a last-ditch effort, he asked her, "If you could have a conversation with anyone - living or dead - with whom would it be?" She replied, "Well, of course - the living one!"
Comments