Az I Laugh At It....
- Nick and Bernie were talking, over a few beers, about the beautiful Sharon Stone. Bernie argued, "Take away her eyes, lips, her legs and her figure, and what have you got?" Nick replied, "My wife!"
- If you leave a store with both paper and plastic bags, does that make you bi-sacksual?
- "Sharon, I feel very sick. Would you please call me a veterinarian?" moaned George. "Why a vet, and not a regular doctor?" asked Sharon. "Because," George whimpered. "I work like a horse and live like a dog!"
- At a business conference, the State Tax Commissioner asked the audience which tax they felt was the fairest. Howie answered, "The Poll Tax." The Commissioner replied, "But that tax was repealed a long time ago." "I know," said Howie, "That's why it's the fairest!"
- If you leave a store with both paper and plastic bags, does that make you bi-sacksual?
- "Sharon, I feel very sick. Would you please call me a veterinarian?" moaned George. "Why a vet, and not a regular doctor?" asked Sharon. "Because," George whimpered. "I work like a horse and live like a dog!"
- At a business conference, the State Tax Commissioner asked the audience which tax they felt was the fairest. Howie answered, "The Poll Tax." The Commissioner replied, "But that tax was repealed a long time ago." "I know," said Howie, "That's why it's the fairest!"
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