Az I See It....
Prologue: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's degree and a woman gets her Master's!
National: GM reported a $1.2B loss for the 3rd quarter of 2009, saying 'it's improving!' And they have a plan - make prices even higher on new models, so that consumers will recoup gasoline savings in ten years, for vehicles which people cannot afford, and will most likely last only three to five years, and be paid for with loans that are termed for six to seven years!....Reports are that the Republican Administration had Osama Bin Laden cornered, in 2001, but a lack of reinforcements let him off the hook. The Republicans now in Congress vowed to not let the same happen with Barack Obama!....Health care reform will supposedly cost $840B over ten years, saving thousands of American lives, whereas the Bush Administration spent $1.2T in only six years to kill/maim more than 50K Americans!....Hollywood insiders claim Angelina Jolie hates President Obama. That's good enough for me - I'm not going to watch any movies starring Barack Obama!....Speaking of Hollywood - Mandy Patankin will win an Emmy for his recent performance in CBS-TVs 'Three Rivers.' Leading man Alex O'Loughlin should go back to being a vampire(Moonlight), because, as a transplant doctor, he sucks!....Darwin was right - natural selection will account for the survival of the women who cancel their annual mammography exam because of a recent report by The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force, a 'Blue Ribbon Panel' of idiots, saying they may be unnecessary, if not even harmful! Good timing in the fight against ObamaCare! Did you know that this panel contains an ASU professor/scientist among its membership(Arizona education at its finest) - and that the panel was created and staffed by....the George W. Bush Administration? Follow the money! Always follow the money!
State/Local: Auto thefts are down, along with murders and other violent crimes - and state and local politicians are attributing te trend to improved technology and better enforcement efforts. They refuse to give acclaim to Sheriff Joe Arpaio, whose anti-drug and crime sweeps have brought only retribution and defiance from those directly and indirectly affected by his successes! Thanks, Joe!
- Most requested Christmas/Hannukah gift for precocious Valley middle schoolers - an Amy Winehouse Chemistry Set!
Epilogue: Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
National: GM reported a $1.2B loss for the 3rd quarter of 2009, saying 'it's improving!' And they have a plan - make prices even higher on new models, so that consumers will recoup gasoline savings in ten years, for vehicles which people cannot afford, and will most likely last only three to five years, and be paid for with loans that are termed for six to seven years!....Reports are that the Republican Administration had Osama Bin Laden cornered, in 2001, but a lack of reinforcements let him off the hook. The Republicans now in Congress vowed to not let the same happen with Barack Obama!....Health care reform will supposedly cost $840B over ten years, saving thousands of American lives, whereas the Bush Administration spent $1.2T in only six years to kill/maim more than 50K Americans!....Hollywood insiders claim Angelina Jolie hates President Obama. That's good enough for me - I'm not going to watch any movies starring Barack Obama!....Speaking of Hollywood - Mandy Patankin will win an Emmy for his recent performance in CBS-TVs 'Three Rivers.' Leading man Alex O'Loughlin should go back to being a vampire(Moonlight), because, as a transplant doctor, he sucks!....Darwin was right - natural selection will account for the survival of the women who cancel their annual mammography exam because of a recent report by The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force, a 'Blue Ribbon Panel' of idiots, saying they may be unnecessary, if not even harmful! Good timing in the fight against ObamaCare! Did you know that this panel contains an ASU professor/scientist among its membership(Arizona education at its finest) - and that the panel was created and staffed by....the George W. Bush Administration? Follow the money! Always follow the money!
State/Local: Auto thefts are down, along with murders and other violent crimes - and state and local politicians are attributing te trend to improved technology and better enforcement efforts. They refuse to give acclaim to Sheriff Joe Arpaio, whose anti-drug and crime sweeps have brought only retribution and defiance from those directly and indirectly affected by his successes! Thanks, Joe!
- Most requested Christmas/Hannukah gift for precocious Valley middle schoolers - an Amy Winehouse Chemistry Set!
Epilogue: Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
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