Az I Laugh At It....
- George is sitting at the bar, drinking one double-scotch after another, each time looking into his coat pocket before re-ordering. Finally, the barkeep asked him why, and George replied, " In my pocket, I have a picture of my wife. When she gets good-looking, I know it's time to quit drinking!
- A government worker was sitting in his office, when a genie appeared, granting him three wishes. The worker pondered, and said, "I'd like a fancy, brand-new car." POOF! Outside his office window appeared a fancy, brand-new car, and the genie handed him the keys! "For my second wish, I'd like to be on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women." POOF! All of a sudden, he was on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women! "For my third wish, I'd like to never have to work again!" POOF! There he was, back in his government office again!
- Let us all be happy living within our means - even if we have to borrow to do it! - Sharon
- A government worker was sitting in his office, when a genie appeared, granting him three wishes. The worker pondered, and said, "I'd like a fancy, brand-new car." POOF! Outside his office window appeared a fancy, brand-new car, and the genie handed him the keys! "For my second wish, I'd like to be on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women." POOF! All of a sudden, he was on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women! "For my third wish, I'd like to never have to work again!" POOF! There he was, back in his government office again!
- Let us all be happy living within our means - even if we have to borrow to do it! - Sharon
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