Az I Laugh At It....
- After 50 years of marriage, the local society reporter asked the old codger what the secret was to such a long-lasting marriage. "Well, it's like this," he answered, "the man makes all the big decisions, and the woman makes all the small decisions." "Does that really work?" asked the reporter. "Oh, yes," he said promptly, "and in 50 years, so far, not one big decision!"
- Howie met PJ on the street, after not having seen him in years. "How've you been?" Howie asked. PJ replied, "Great for a while. I had it all - money, magnificent house, fast car, beautiful woman, then one day - POOF! - all gone!" "What a shame," said Howie. "What happened?" PJ shrugged, and said, "My wife found out!"
- Sharon came running to George, crying, "You sure gave me some terrible advice about putting my money into that bank - and now it's in financial trouble!" "What are you talking about?" pondered George. "That's one of the biggest banks in the world!" "I don't think so," said Sharon. "They just returned one of my checks, with a note saying 'insufficient funds!'"
- Happy New Year!
- Howie met PJ on the street, after not having seen him in years. "How've you been?" Howie asked. PJ replied, "Great for a while. I had it all - money, magnificent house, fast car, beautiful woman, then one day - POOF! - all gone!" "What a shame," said Howie. "What happened?" PJ shrugged, and said, "My wife found out!"
- Sharon came running to George, crying, "You sure gave me some terrible advice about putting my money into that bank - and now it's in financial trouble!" "What are you talking about?" pondered George. "That's one of the biggest banks in the world!" "I don't think so," said Sharon. "They just returned one of my checks, with a note saying 'insufficient funds!'"
- Happy New Year!
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