Az I Laugh At It....
- An aspiring politician called his mother on election night. "Mom - the results are in - I won!" She exclaimed, "Honestly?" He replied, "Aw, Mom, why bring that up now?!"
- PJ drolled, "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around. I now enjoy fine art, gourmet cooking, classical music, and I invest in the stock market." "Sounds like you may be bitter, because she changed you so drastically," I said. "I'm not bitter," replied PJ. "It's just that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me anymore!"
- Kelly asked Nick how he was doing. Nick said, "I've been better. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue." "Sorry to hear that," said Kelly. "What happened?" Nick replied, "My boss got sick and tired of me!"
- An Arizonan and a New Yorker were playing golf in Scottsdale, Az., in January. "You know, said the New Yorker, we play golf in the winter, too!" "Really, what do you do, paint your balls blue?" asked the Arizonan. "No," said the New Yorker. "We just put on an extra sweater or two!"
- George was switching channels between a hockey game and a sexy movie, featuring a lusty couple. "I don't know which to watch," declared George. Sharon snapped, "Watch the movie - you already know how to play hockey!"
- PJ drolled, "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around. I now enjoy fine art, gourmet cooking, classical music, and I invest in the stock market." "Sounds like you may be bitter, because she changed you so drastically," I said. "I'm not bitter," replied PJ. "It's just that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me anymore!"
- Kelly asked Nick how he was doing. Nick said, "I've been better. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue." "Sorry to hear that," said Kelly. "What happened?" Nick replied, "My boss got sick and tired of me!"
- An Arizonan and a New Yorker were playing golf in Scottsdale, Az., in January. "You know, said the New Yorker, we play golf in the winter, too!" "Really, what do you do, paint your balls blue?" asked the Arizonan. "No," said the New Yorker. "We just put on an extra sweater or two!"
- George was switching channels between a hockey game and a sexy movie, featuring a lusty couple. "I don't know which to watch," declared George. Sharon snapped, "Watch the movie - you already know how to play hockey!"
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