Az I Laugh At It....
- Little Nicky was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, a man approached, and asked, "Son, can you tell me how to get to the Post Office?" "Sure," replied little Nicky. "Just go straight down this street - two blocks - and then turn right." The man thanked him, and said, "I'm the new preacher in town. If you come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven." Little Nicky chortled, "C'mon, you can't even find the Post Office!"
- George came home early from work and found Sharon in bed with his best friend. Enraged, George beat the man severely! Sharon said, "You know George, if you keep this up, you're going to lose all your friends!"
- Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other!
- George came home early from work and found Sharon in bed with his best friend. Enraged, George beat the man severely! Sharon said, "You know George, if you keep this up, you're going to lose all your friends!"
- Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other!
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